Platostination

http://waitbutwhy.com/2015/03/procrastination-matrix.html

In Situation B, the Disastinator isn’t a worse procrastinator than any other, it’s just that their circumstances are a catastrophic match for their personality.

Thusly, circumstancituationity!

This creates a catch-22, where the people who most need urgency in order to do things—procrastinators early in their career—are often those with a totally vacant Quadrant 1.

A catch-22 is the puppy love of paradox, when its adolescent version is the double bind.

But society smiles upon busy people, the phrase “I think you have too much time on your hands” is an insult, and that leaves Impostinators looking—and often feeling—like they’re doing it right.

Come together, o Semlerites of every mountain top, let freedom ring!

A procrastinator’s reality is that his inner self—his Rational Decision-Maker—is the grandmaster of his life in theory, but in practice, only a spectator.

In the end, when we get to the end, they tell us what to do. But why!